.:Confessions of An Information Junkie:.

I wake up to Lamb Of God's fiery "Laid To Rest" at 3.30 in the morning, all set to make a trip to the college net lab with the hopes of raping its bandwidth, in order to serve my selfish 'purposes' and increase my 'entertainment IQ'. Basically, I just wanted to download a lot of Simpsons episodes (put in a couple of music videos in there as well, and a couple of Fear Factory albums, and ... forget it).So, I traverse the deadly terrain separating the nearly 2 km stretch from Sapphire hostel to the Octagon on my faithful 'bike'. Trichy's bloody hot even at 3:45 in the morning. Ahh... I finally made my way to the net lab to discover

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ITS FULL!!! 30 odd comps and everyone's using them!!At this twilight hour, WTF???
I finally manage to get a seat and decided to don my Sherlock Holmes Cap(Alright that line was totally gay, but i couldn't come up with something better). A quick glance to the screen on the left and I, see a Parlis.com chat window open. The screen on the right has the photo of some decent looking hi5 member(oh yeah..who happens to be a girl). I finally arrived at a conclusion on what the problem is.
The poor testosterone starved ba**ards in my college need to get their fix for the night. It's bloody retarted. The same guys happen to be here early morning every f**kin day, ready to reprise their Casanova roles. A NITTian's Parlis.com chat transcript would be a hoot!

DesperateNITTian : "Would you be of my girlfriend?"

DesperateNITTian : "Your nickname sounds chweet "

DesperateNITTian encompassases the whole college community. It's the thambi, the northie, the NRI.. all of us!!
Its totally psychotic. The guys who actually come up with these lame messages dont even have 0.0000000000000001111 % probabiltity of scoring with a 'chick' from our college so they direct their 'charisma' to girls who might be as desperate they are. I wish I had one of those
'camera-phones' to take videos of how these guys endlessly giggle at the screen with each passing message.

The Net Lab

First the net lab and then there was the Dubai Desert Rock Show which was like a friggin success!! Sepultura and Machine Head totally rocked the place while I was chillin here in 'Rock' city. I have no idea why this place prides itself in calling it that. 'Rock' city on a travel brochure gives the impression of a big friggin coal mine or something.